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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

asshole non-smoker in shorts two sizes too small

Posted on Wed, Jul 31, 2013 at 1:00 PM

listen up, dickbag, if I am walking down the street, smoking a cigarette, it is completely within my rights to do so. Similarly, if you are running down the street, sweating buckets in your lame ass doo-rag and too small spandex, it is your right to do so. I could have commented to you on my disapproval of your ridiculous attire" wow you look like an idiot!'', or on the bio-hazard that you are while you sweat your bodily fluid all over the general population: "wow, you are repulsive!", but I would not do that, because I prefer to mind my own business. Perhaps you should learn to do the same. I didn't ask for your opinion, I didn't wish to speak to you, nor was I interested in your commentary. So, when you ran across the street, into my path, and said to me "Wow, you stink" it left me with only one logical response: "Wow. You are an asshole!" — sweat smells like flowers

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