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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Hook-up etiquette

Posted on Wed, Jul 17, 2013 at 5:00 PM

I’m an attractive single queer woman in my late 20s, who has never had a hard time finding sex partners. I don’t know what has happened to casual sex etiquette lately, but recently I’ve noticed a pattern of (potential) sex partners insisting on watching a movie/Netflix before getting it on. Wtf? If I come back to your place after midnight it is because I want to fuck, that is all. I don’t want to cuddle in front of a computer screen on a Friday night; if I did, I would get myself a girlfriend. Do not say, “I just need to chill out with a movie before we do anything,” when I arrive at your place for a booty call you requested. Definitely don’t say “I’m gonna take you home and fuck you” when we’re out on the town, if when I get to your place, you just put on Buffy and never get around to fucking me. Don’t waste my time. —Fuck Buddy

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