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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Oblivious Chick who thinks she's the shit

Posted on Tue, Jul 16, 2013 at 9:00 PM

I honestly don't know what you see when you look at yourself in the mirror. You wonder why you're still single at 33, and when I told you that your standards are too high, you scoffed at me. I see what men you pursue and which ones you rejected. You used to be modest, but then you got a Uni degree and your standards went through the ceiling. Shortly after that, you adopted a couple of animals from a shelter and then the standards popped through the roof (likely you felt entitled to a dream guy after these two good deeds). Don't get me wrong, adopting a few pets who were in dire need of a home is wonderful, but you became more arrogant and conceited. You have the mentality of "I'm so awesome, I have a career, an education, I adopted homeless pets instead of buying them from the pet store, so I deserve this gorgeous dream man with a high salary! I don't have competition, other single girls aren't up on my level!" (That last sentence, you actually said!!)

When you complained about the guys you messaged online not responding, and only getting messages from 'unattractive' or 'unsuccessful' ones, I asked to view the site through your account. Every single guy you wrote made at least 80K, working as doctors, accountants, etc. AND were hot. In comparison, you make barely more than 30K at your admin assistant job, have average looks, and can't afford a car. Then I looked at your competition to see these other single women who weren't 'up on your level'. Hate to break it to you, but I found plenty of beautiful and/or successful (more so than you) on the same site. When I brought this to your attention, you still scoffed and claimed that those women were bimbos or bitches because they wouldn't still be single if they weren't. WELL, honey, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why all the guys you pursue keep turning you down...

You have a huge, unwarranted ego and self reflection is a must for you. Or keep thinking your shit don't stink and die alone. —You need to be knocked down a couple of pegs

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