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Monday, June 24, 2013

Smoke-free parks actually Smoke-free?

Posted on Mon, Jun 24, 2013 at 6:29 AM

Could I please ask that the Society of Overweight, Illiterate Smokers please stop using Non-smoking dog parks for your regular meetings? I do appreciate your consistently lazy usage of the benches to throw your expended cigarette butts (which are toxic to dogs, you idiots) where it is easy for me to pick up after you(because my taxes apparently don't pay for regular park upkeep). Also, when I challenge your spokesperson on not being able to follow a simple by-law for the benefit of everyone, your stilted and nonsensical retort always makes me feel intellectually superior. Good luck with your self-induced diabetes. —Everyone else who can read

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