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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Shit don't melt, who knew?

Posted on Tue, Feb 19, 2013 at 1:46 PM

Dog walkers of HRM, I commend you for getting out into our lovely forested trails with your best buds this winter. However, I have some news that will likely come as a shock to you: contrary to popular belief, dog shit doesn't melt. I know, I know, it's a hard pill to swallow but trust me on this one. No matter how much snow you kick over that steaming turd my friend, it's still there, waiting for my winter boot. Crazy eh? So, for the love of all that's HOLY, pick up your dogs bid nit. Oh and one more thing, you may want to sit down for this one....those of you that DO pick it up, well shockingly those bags that you're using? Guess what? THEY don't melt either GASP!!!! Oh I know, you didn't mean to bag poop just to leave it in the woods, you were just going to leave it there in those bushes and get it on the way out right? Well I call BS on that, we all know you ain't coming back. So I beg of you HRM dog walkers, pick up after your pet and take that crap to the trash. Sheesh. —Walking in a Shitty Wonderland

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