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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Purple porches vs. green gables

Posted on Tue, Feb 12, 2013 at 3:17 PM

A 'blond' Anne of Green Gables?  Sure why not, it's just a detail.
It could also be about 'Alvin' instead.  Why not, it's just a name.
It could be called 'Purple Porches' too.  It's just another detail.
It can be set in Glace Bay - why not?  Ya, in the year 2048.
Ya ya, and Alvin's a Russian and a steel worker with OCD.
See what I mean, they're just silly details!!  Why not?  It's all the same isn't it?
—Alvin Of White Windows

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