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Monday, January 28, 2013

Dear life,

Posted on Mon, Jan 28, 2013 at 10:51 AM

You are a fucking arsehole.

You say: "Ask for a raise."
You give: "A lecture on why I better goddamn better be happy with what I get."

You say: "Talk to the girl you like."
You give: "Ostracization."

You say: "Practice with another girl."
You give: "More ostracization."

You say: "Work hard."
You give: "Seven projects due the same day that will apparently result in the Mayan Prophecy coming about 1 month late."

I say: "You suck."

And anybody that wants to argue can suck it.

—The Bay Harbour Bitcher

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