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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Lion sequel

Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2013 at 11:24 AM

So I looked a bit more into this precious lion situation, and an even bigger what the fuck comes to mind. These sad excuses for a predator only exist in wildlife sanctuaries that have armed guards protecting them. Holy shit, yup, kings of the fucking jungle. Do the fucking rangers change their litter boxes too? Or maybe they feed them when no ones looking? I mean it's a creature that obviously can't survive on its own, my fuck they even have lion sanctuaries and these CATS are still starving and dying and not taking care of their cubs. People actually donate money to this shit! Fuck, may as well give it to that bird that can't even fly. They could probably even take a lion. Yeah, a flightless bird could kill a lion and fucking eat it. We're losing land and resources all the time and people dedicate money and shit to lions. Sounds like they should have gone extinct a million fucking years ago. Biodiversity my ass, nature spoke and lions are worthless. Like those stupid eagles that fly into trees, go nature! Maybe kill the lions and feed them to all the starving people over there. Then maybe they'd get a meal and some land TO GROW THEIR OWN FOOD. Now you wanna talk about a predator, check out the Komodo dragon. I don't see lions picking a fight with them, they're too fucking scared and their meals probably come from a can that the donations pay for. —Fucking Lions

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