A throat punch for you, manager fuckass!
Posted
on Fri, Dec 14, 2012 at 11:24 AM
To the dumbass grocery chain: Who is the brainchild that came up with the fantastic idea for putting a sale rack right by the entrance to your store. Really? Right by the door, next to where people get their carts. Jamming up your entrance with old people picking over a bunch of bread looking for the latest date, for 10 cents off the regularly priced loaf. I have a great solution Mr. manager... why not put the sale rack outside your office door. Then you can have the exquisite pleasure of elbowing your way through a flock of wrinkly salehawks, unwilling to budge, afraid that someone will pilfer the lone loaf with the latest expiry date. —Gettin Me an Attachable, Waist Plow