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Monday, December 10, 2012

I am sorry for what people are saying about you

Posted on Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 12:13 PM

Why would everyone keep calling you a loser? I know you feel you don't have much to offer. So here's a poem to cheer you up:

Oh dear, or dear, what should you do?
Your life is a mess and you should feel blue
You are quite pitiful and not at all bright,
you can count above ten, maybe twenty right?
Try all you want it's futile you see,
a loser is all you'll ever be.
You ditched your family to have your fun,
now you are worse off aren't you hon?
You should waddle off and get a clue,
a pathetic excuse for a person are you.

You are welcome. —Laughing Last, Laughing Best

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