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Friday, November 30, 2012

I'm a sucker for sucker punches

Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2012 at 12:19 PM

So, I'll set the scene. It's 5:45am in the morning, last Saturday. I had gotten off work at 5:30am, so I was looking forward to relaxing and enjoying my day. I was walking up the left side of the Bridge Terminal and a "gentleman" was walking toward me on the right side of the sidewalk. I gave him some berth as I hate getting too close to people, but the next thing I knew BAM! He cold-clocked me in the face. Stunned and pretty damn surprised, he grabbed onto me and said "Give me your fucking backpack now." No way I'm giving up anything to some shitbag. All I could say was "WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK," still in shock. He then re-phrased his demand into "Give me your fucking bag now or I'll slit your fucking throat, I have a knife." Nope, not happening. I had to scream bloody murder for a good 10-15 seconds before he managed to get me on my ass, but I was a bit more agile, and I rolled him backwards off of me. By this time the Terminal security came out and the "gentleman" took off running. The only thing I thought to yell was "RUN YOU FUCKING PUSSY RUN!", with blood drooling out of my face. He got into a Nissan and left with his lights off.

Hey asshole, if you can read this, you need to seriously learn how to rob people. You didn't even get anything! Who the fuck say "Give me your backpack"? Wanna know what was in it? 1x can of Monster, 1x stick of deodorant, 1x phone charger, and a jacket. Oh yeah, the empty NSLC bags too. I hope you feel like an idiot. Can't even take a backpack from someone? What a failure... —Red Concrete

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