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Monday, November 26, 2012

Thumper and Mouse

Posted on Mon, Nov 26, 2012 at 11:02 AM

Stop fucking so late at fucking night. Your bed is right above mine and while sure I love to fuck just as much as the next guy and am not 100 percent sure mouse is enjoying it. She stays silent while you thump thump thump away in the same pattern day in day out. I'm starting to get really fucking annoyed. But hey what am I to do knock on your door and say hey dude mind not fucking at 2:30 am on a Monday morning or a Wednesday morning... I mean fill your boots but remember you're living in an old house and I can hear when you walk around like the be oouf that you are and when you are thumping mouse she doesn't express any satisfaction and I am comparing this to hearing you guys talk and laugh in other situations but not even so much as a peep when you guys are going at it! I know you can hear us but at least we're not fucking at 2:30 Tuesday morning! No wonder I had to listen to your alarm go off this morning for 35 minutes at 6:30, which was just icing on the cake. Sometimes I wonder if you're screwing a doll because no one gets fucked for 25 minutes straight with out so much as an "OH GOD YA" at their orgasm. I mean your routine is so fine tuned that I can tell when you're going to cum and I am not even in the same room as you... to bad it doesn't sound like it. KEEP IT ZIPPED UP BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12am-7am. —I Scream When I Get Fucked

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