Posted
on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 12:00 PM
To all food servers: when you bring a menu or food order to my table and you FUCKING STINK of the last cigarette you smoked, thank you for ruining my dining experience before I even taste the fucking food. Restaurant owners PLEASE don't let your servers smoke or at the very least have them wear an old coat or something to keep that stench away. I don't like to imagine my server rolling around in a fucking ashtray like a dog frolicking in the snow but that is what they smell like. And you coffee drinkers that smoke, FUCK you stink! You stink like the bile from a garbage eating crows gut. Coffee alone is bad enough but when you suck a fucking cigarette down with it, you win the shit smell prize! You fucking smokers that hang around the entrance to a business/store/building, thank you for never using an ashtray or buttstop. Just drop it on the ground. It will only take about 7,000 years to decompose. Not only do I truly enjoy walking through the smoke, but finding a butt on my kitchen floor when I get home is such a thrill. It's great when a freshly sucked on cancer stick is still damp enough to stick to my shoe and accompany me home. Thank you for increasing healthcare costs, thank you for ruining my air, thank you for littering the ground everywhere I look and thank you for your stench. Just fuck off smokers. —Just Fucking Sick of It