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Friday, October 5, 2012

Compost heap of vandalism

Posted on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 11:01 AM

To the four 20 to 25-year-old "mindless little boys" who decided to finish off their Saturday night by tossing a large green compost bin through my windshield and covering my car with coffee grinds and orange peels—thanks. I speak on behalf of the nine other victims of your vandalism who have a little less spending money this weekend. You imbeciles cost me $327, so this Thanksgiving weekend, I am thankful that I have never been or never will be as stupid and asinine as you clowns. Happy Thanksgiving. —Clearly Vandalized

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