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Friday, September 28, 2012

Standards are a two-way street

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 11:02 AM

To all of the delusional women out there: Contrary to popular belief, most men WON'T fuck just anything. We have standards too, and many of us can afford to be a bit picky.

Just batting your eye lashes at us isn't gonna get us to buy you dinner, a car, et cetera. If you have nothing to bring to the table yourself. If you (a) have no job, (b) are dumb and lazy, (c) are not a nice person and (d) not my type, then I will not date you. Call me shallow all you want for "d". You can attempt to flirt with me, but if your physical appearance does nothing for me, I won't reciprocate the sentiment. On the other hand if you're hot as fuck, but any of the other above attributes apply to you—still no deal. I work hard, I'm educated and I've been told I'm a decent and good-looking guy many times.

How many times have I seen this: When a woman rejects a man, she gets praised. "Good for you, girl! You can do better than him." But when a man rejects a woman, he gets the "You fucking idiot, what's wrong with her?!" while she gets the "Oh, forget about can do sooo much better than that asshole!" It's happened to me and many of my buddies and male relatives. It doesn't make any fucking sense!

Well, I have news for you fools. Women are not the only ones with standards! Any of you girls out there need to realize that not every man is going to fall for you. And if you get turned down by one, perhaps you should take a look in the mirror instead of cursing the "asshole" who doesn't want you. —From the Man's Point of View

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