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Friday, September 28, 2012

Fruit flies

Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 4:01 PM

What is it with these god damned fruit flies this time of year? Where do they come from? You bring home some tomatoes, bananas or apples, or even vegetables like onions, potatoes. These little bastards are all over the fucking place! I wash the stuff when it comes home from the store... STILL in a couple of days... there they are... these little fuckers all over the place; when you open the bag or go in the cupboard. I hate you fuckers. —Fly Hater

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