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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Fifty shades of fuck you

Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 12:33 PM

So let me get this straight. You women have constant and completely inaproppriate water cooler and cubicle talk about Fifty Shades of Grey for weeks. You pass around your copies to each other for like two months. (Sticky covers aside, none of you found it a little creepy wondering if the previous reader masturbated to the same paragraph)? Ew. Oh, and by the way, better books on this subject have been around for years, you haven't "discovered" something "new." Then one of you finds out a male co-worker happens to have a bit of a fetish for S&M and you want his ass fired? The same women talking about a "red room of pain" and all manner of shit WAY WORSE than what this coworker allegedly has in his home? If it weren't for the fact that one of you happened across his POF profile (oh, by the way, one of you who is MARRIED), you would never have known, and you could have gone on with your little fantasies about some imaginary dude in a book. But since it's real, and possible that there are people actually INTO this stuff, you're freaking out? WTF? Now HR has a nightmare in front of them because either way this is going to end in a fucking lawsuit. —Occasionally Ashamed to Be Female

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