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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Germ-freak irony

Posted on Thu, Sep 13, 2012 at 2:15 PM

As I walked in the ladies washroom at school today, a young lady was coming out of a stall. That happened to be the only one free, so I went in directly after her. That nasty bitch had sprayed her piss all over the seat. It was literally COVERED with yellow fucking piss. Like, how the fuck do you even manage that? If you're hovering, can't you put your damn hole over the bowl? Would you spray your own toilet seat at home like that and leave it? Aren't you ashamed of getting caught leaving the stall in such a state? It was disgusting! I expect something like that from a man, but a young lady! That's sad. You need to sit down on the seat. Just sit your ass down and relax. There aren't any diseases that can be caught from a toilet seat. Except maybe crabs, but those fuckers can jump and would get you even if you're hovering. So there's no point in it. There's more germs in your own mouth than what would ever be found on a (usually) disinfected campus bowl in a ladies room. Don't leave your pissy mess for other people to clean up. Don't you know that "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie?" Stupid bitch. —Hoverers are Dummies

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