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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Butter mouth bully

Posted on Tue, Sep 11, 2012 at 4:15 PM

Do you know what a butter mouth bully is? It is a person who has a list of ignorant and arrogant characteristics towards a certain person that they know can get away with mentally ruining their victim's life. I have a longtime friend who has a butter mouth bully for a husband. She is a quiet person who would not hurt a flea, HOWEVER, she has a husband who never lets her 1. Speak her mind. 2. She has to always agree with him, whether he is right or wrong. 3. He is constantly butting in when she is trying to have a conversation. 4. Telling her that she is better seen and not heard. BUT when he has a conversation with his mother, aunt, his voice changes to a mild higher level and honestly you would think that butter was melting in his mouth. When he is in a grocery store and he sees someone that he knows, oh my god, you would think that he was a saint. So watch out for the butter mouth bully because you never know when he is going to butter mouth you. Believe me you won't miss him. He is clearly visible especially with his outstretched automatically artificial hand shaking. Oh and by the way, when you say something to him that he does not agree with, you will see his eyes bulging out, his face will turn the palest of pale and his mouth will start to froth. That is my butter bitch. —Margarine

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