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Monday, September 10, 2012

Doing the 69

Posted on Mon, Sep 10, 2012 at 5:13 PM

What is it with some guys wanting to be on top while doing the 69? Are you insane? What kind of woman want some guy's hairy ass and balls on top of her! Not this chick. Yuck! In my opinion, it's much sexier for the woman to sit on the man's face, with the man on top it's just awkward and gross. Even the side-to-side position would be okay, but the man on top, hell fucking no! I just stopped hooking up with this guy because he always wanted to be on top. The last time we were together, he didn't just crouch over me so I could do my part, he plopped down right on me, his genitals mashed up against my face and his hairy ass centimeters from making contact! What. The. Fuck! It was impossible for me to do the suck and I almost vomited. I don't get this. Seriously, what's a sexier 69 situation? A woman having to look at a guy's lumpy, hairy bum or the man looking at the woman's soft, smooth, hairless booty? —Don't Want Your Hairy Ass Crack Near My Face

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