So apple farmers are going to have a tough time harvesting this year according to a newspaper. It's coming early, they need people, the article says. So why the fricking hell doesn't it list who to contact to apply for it? I'm frigging dying for a temp job right now; one of the jobs I work now hasn't given me hours in eight weeks, and the other can only offer me 5 hours per week. Contacting the paper doesn't work. The reporter didn't even send back a courtesy reply to my email. Do I have to take every name in the article down and haul out the goddamn White Pages like some freaky Luddite stalker? Because it's beginning to feel like that. —I Just Want To Work