Okay, pal. I don't know what the fuck gets into you when you're drinking that makes you, a grown 29-year-old man, sneak up on people and bite them! Really, it got old after you bit the first couple of people, yet you think it's so hilarious. You're my buddy and I know you don't mean to actually hurt anyone, but it still fucking hurts! It's only when you drink. For awhile there, you stopped the "joke" when some people threatened to press charges. After a long period of watching behind my back while we were on the booze, to make sure you weren't sneaking up to take another bite, I sat at ease. Then, CHOMP!! right on my upper back! You're a fucking idiot, you know that? Who goes around biting people? Seriously man get some help, or stop drinking! —OWWWW