If I'm on a date with a girl and you don't like me because of something I said about a professor YEARS ago---confront me in person. You do not come up to our table and start saying shit like "You're not an asshole...you're not like such and such," or "You mean people actually hook up with you!?" All I said to you was that I was confused as to why that prof was singling me out, and now you're telling me off in front of my date years later and you're twice my size. Guess you couldn't stand that she liked me and had to try and ruin it. —She Wasn't Impressed Either