You can waddle off but you can't hide
Posted
on Tue, Jul 10, 2012 at 2:07 PM
To the Kardashian clone and her evil twin who, upon exiting a store on Spring Garden, replied to the street guy's (polite) request for change "Sorry, I just spent all my money on REALLY expensive moisturizer," then waddled off in her way-too-tight skinny jeans in fits of laughter...yeah, that was me who hollered "You are a vile human being!" at the top of my lungs. You looked horrified, and so you should. Even the street guy looked embarrassed for you. And you better believe if I see your sorry dipped-in-a-bag-of-Doritos fake-tanned ass again, I'll holler it even louder. You vile, vile witch. —Karma's Coming