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Monday, July 9, 2012

The pantsless street shaver

Posted on Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 1:49 PM

To the group of morons with the shaving cream in Victoria Park around five o'clock on Saturday. Yes, I saw you. I saw you idiots in the park slipping and sliding through SHAVING CREAM. And then, when you all had your idiotic fun, you, the man with the can, stood up. You stood up with your pants halfway down your ass (Yes, you successfully mooned the entire apartment building behind you), tugged down your SWEATER (should've pulled up your pants and put a belt on) and then proceeded to spray the rest of the shaving cream on the ground while your buddies walked off. And you were determined to get every last ounce of it out of the can, waste not want not I suppose? Once it was empty you just tossed it on the ground laughed like the useless fuck you are and sauntered off to be with your just as useless fucked up group of friends. I hope you take pride in what you just did, you waste of space. —Third Floor with a Clear View

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