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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Uh, no thanks!

Posted on Wed, Jun 20, 2012 at 4:12 PM

I was talking to this girl on this online dating site. She looked gorgeous, beautiful face, slamming body. I even liked her personality. Unfortunately, as I came into the coffee shop and approached her, when I finally was sitting down in front of her, I was faced with hundreds upon hundreds of those dreadful spots. She was covered in freckles---all over her face, arms, legs, chest, neck. You name it, all freckles! There was no indication she even had them. She's not even a red head! I know some blondes and brunettes can be spotted, but in her pictures she just looked tanned. She looked tanned from far away, but that's only because she had freckles on every centimetre of her body which created the illusion of a tan! Aww fuck sakes! Freckled tits? Freckled pussy? Blech, I don't think so! I felt awful, but I had to tell her this wasn't going to work, and left. I don't know why, but I just can't handle those spots. —Freckles Be Gone

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