Well, good for you! You've spawned a child, after chasing after every woman in Metro...cheating, womanizing and basically being a general, all-around sleaze bag. I feel sorry for the poor woman you duped into pregnancy---or maybe she duped you! I'm not sure how a twice-divorced two-timer is going to make out as a father, but I hope for the love of god and for your son that you have changed, grown up and given up your philandering ways. Because this town is tired of your smarmy-ness...and you have a huge reputation as a slimy opportunist! Of course, being past forty and all you probably learned the hard way that hanging out at the bar and trying to pick up young chicks was starting to look really sad and creepy. So congratulations on making a baby with your private parts---let's see if you can man up and do the rest. —Yes, I Rode the Town Pony