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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ode to Slurpees

Posted on Thu, Jun 14, 2012 at 9:21 AM

Anne of Green Gables, where art thou for me?
All I want is a pop-flavoured Slurpee.
You have fruity and wacky flavors I know,
but where is the Pepsi or Coke?
Today I found them at a petrol station,
but they were a big rip off because of the carbonation.
Oh cycling team, oh cycling team, where is your store?
I wish I could find you on an eastern shore. —Pepsi Slurpees FTW

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