Don't you hate it, when you buy a new phone, and it's broken three months later? I swear these stupid cell phone companies make shitty phones on purpose, so that if you drop it ONCE, it automatically never works again, and then you have to get a new one. I'm so sick of paying extreme amounts of money for these stupid phones. All I fucking want is to stay in contact with my partner and my family while on the go. Is that too much to ask? God, I hate technology, I just wish I could live without it, but it's like a lifeline. It sneaks up on you and gets you both ways. FUCK. —FU