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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Farting

Posted on Thu, May 3, 2012 at 12:02 PM

You come up to me today and tells me there were 2 complaints from customers about my farting. I don't think so. I do have more than average windage if I eat certain foods but I do my best to keep it quiet around the customers. Now the body is a pressure vessel and when the pressure builds up it has to go somewhere. You tell me I can go out back for 20 minutes and "let it go" bud we are talking about hours here. I may as well call in sick on a gassy day.

You say it isn't good for the company image.

I say what about the cook and his wife arguing almost every day. Sure they are speaking Greek so no one knows what they are saying but the body language, facial expressions tells me and everyone around that it isn't a friendly conversation.

And how about you and your partner's wife arguing everyday. This is worse because you two are arguing infront of the customer. At least the cook and his wife are in the back. —Gas Master

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