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Friday, April 13, 2012

Recline your seat one more time

Posted on Fri, Apr 13, 2012 at 11:43 AM

I've got a gripe that is really getting under my skin. Namely when I'm flying somewhere and the person in front of me decides that it's their right to recline their seat against my knees. Just because there is a recline button doesn't mean you can forgo all manners for your fellow passengers and ram that seat into me. In the future, I'm going to bump into your seat-back over and over... every time you start to drift off to sleep; I'm going to pull on the seat as I adjust positions. I'll aim the air deflector at the back of your head. I'll sneeze at the back of your head. I'll leave little pieces of toilet paper in your hair. I'll fart whenever the urge comes without feeling like I need to hold back. Manners are a two way street and if my comfort doesn't matter; neither does yours! —Average Sized Passenger

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