Where in the fuck are all the guys who actually like dancing for fun?!?! And no, I'm not referring to the dry humping you find at clubs. There was a time when it was not only cool to dance with a lady, but you gained some fuckin respect when you put on your dance shoes! It was the norm to get up and give it a whirl, even if you never did before. You gotta start somewhere! I would cream my pants if a guy my age actually asked me to dance a fucking flamenco or some shit! I can't even do flamenco, in fact I'm not even quite sure what it looks like, but I would totally try it out! Guys, you need to man the fuck up, stop being little bitches, and loosen up! —I'll be at the Swing Dance Friday, Will You?