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Monday, March 19, 2012

Superficial friend

Posted on Mon, Mar 19, 2012 at 1:43 PM

You went through a bad break up a few months back and now you're interested in dating again. I wanted to introduce you to a great guy I work with. It seemed like you would be a good match because you both seemed to like the same kind of things for the most part. When I told you his hobbies and interests, you were ecstatic and couldn't wait to meet him. That suddenly changed when I showed you pictures of him. You weren't interested anymore. Why? You cringed at me and said "He's... um, a ginger..." Of course, I asked you so fucking what! You told me you weren't attracted to guys completely covered in freckles with carrot top orange hair, eyelashes, and eyebrows. So that's a deal breaker?!?!?! You have all this stuff in common but you won't date him because he's a 'ginger'??? Un-fucking-believable. I cannot believe you're throwing away an opportunity to meet a sweet guy just because of the way he looks! Oh my fuck, I'm glad I didn't tell him about you and you didn't actually meet up with him; he doesn't know he was being rejected! What the hell is the matter with you! —I'm Not a Ginger, But Stop Hating on Them!

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