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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The straw that broke

Posted on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:34 AM

To the degenerates who pelted me (and likely others) with an egg this evening (and to all other degenerates I've had the misfortune of sharing this planet with): I will never be able to find you or seek vengeance (and I am lucky that it wasn't a bullet, knife or other lethal weapon), but I can hope that you will either contract a debilitating, painful STD or, better yet, that you'll develop an incurable terminal illness that leaves you immobile, penniless, unloved and alone. Of course, it's a toss-up between that and imagining that the car you were driving tonight slammed into a post, leaving your bodies shattered and unrecognizable, not unlike the eggs currently drying on the sidewalk. I have put up with a lot in my time and said nothing, but this instance was the proverbial straw. —The Camel

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