This goes out to the rude bitches at the airport last week who were pissed off because apparently I 'stole' their seat. The cafeteria was crowded because flights had been cancelled and once I grabbed some breakfast I sat down at an empty table. You were overheard saying "the fat lady stole our table". Well this 'fat' lady is sending a big 'fuck you' out to you two. Guess this fat lady was too fast for you. Oh and by the way, you could both stand to lose a few yourselves. Hope your vacations were cancelled, you hags. —You Snooze You Lose