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Monday, February 27, 2012

Psycho roommate

Posted on Mon, Feb 27, 2012 at 1:18 PM

Ok crazy lady let's get a couple things straight:

1. Replace the toilet paper when you've finished the roll. It takes about 30 seconds (and that's being generous) and it's just plain polite.
2. Come home and take care of your pet! It's no wonder it has no fucking clue who you are, considering you leave it locked up all day. Then when you're actually here, you just bitch about how misbehaved it is. Newsflash- it needs training!
3. For pete's sake, learn how to lock a door and carry a key with you. You might as well put a sign on the front door asking people to waltz in and take whatever they want.
4. Stop leaving your shit all over the place. You don't live alone, we pay equal rent and I'm sick of moving your towels, half eaten food, and hair extensions just so I can go about my normal routine.
5. Become a mature, functioning, non-crazy member of society. Think that's within your capabilities? Because at this point, I'm starting to seriously doubt it. —SK


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