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on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Ok, let's take note shall we. It's February. Meaning snow, rain, freezing rain, wet snow, streets and sidewalks icy as hell. And of course, very little to almost no work at all for the majority of folks here. And a transit strike. Sweet. And what do you go out and do? Steal a bike that is coated in rust, has a missing brake cable, a chain so coated in rust it barely goes, and wherever hasn't been painted, it's rusted over too. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!! Obviously, if I had a car or could afford a taxi, I wouldn't be riding a death trap on wheels around this city, you abomination of the the human race!! But I'm guessing that the guaranteed $27 you'll get for it was far too enticing to think for a minute what you were about to do. Good luck with your life, dick. —If I See You On My Bike, Watch Out For a February Iceball Coming at Your Negatively Charged Karmatic Cranium
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