Just tryin to have a good jerk!
Posted
on Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 2:17 PM
The internet was great in the 90's. What the fuck happened? Now it seems I can't go online to do anything without constant pop-ups and annoying as fuck advertisements before every video I watch. The internet used to be a place where you could go to escape commercialism and all that shit that corrodes TV. You could stream a movie or song, go to any site with ease. But then the big-time corporations just had to stick their dicks into it and taint our once-beautiful sanctuary... Now ya gotta fight Adware, spyware, download this shield, install that blocker - it never fucking ends. I didn't agree to install your shit software, where the fuck are all these programs coming from? This should be illegal! I've gone through 3 computers this year! Now you can't even click the X (close) button on an advertisement without it secretly installing malicious shit on my beloved porn machine. Why must the Man ruin EVERYTHING that is holy and good? FUCK YOU and your unethical hijack-advertising methods. When I see your ads I will NEVER buy your products now, out of spite! —Another One Bytes the Dust