Or is it just another fucking dildo-faced person with their dog on their lap? Yep, it is. Can't even drive your stupid car properly because that football with legs is sitting on your lap. I hope you smash a cop car because your insecure fucked-up selfish mind can't see that there is at least 1 other seat in the car, and maybe that dog could look out a window for a minute so you don't have to do an 8-point turn to pull out of the parking spot (no joke). God forbid you almost hit my child again because you and that mutt can't be separated long enough for you to go buy a hair brush. For fuck's sakes, if you love the stupid thing so much get it made into a steering wheel cover, but at least make a modicum of effort to consider there are other humans on the road. —Sick of Selfish Twits