Listen, I think the 100 grand the city paid for that fine piece of ice was a deal but let's be frank here: We have got to step our game when it comes to winter style entertainment because that oval is like nascar on ice, boring as shit, all left turns and only momentarily fun when somebody crashes. And there are plenty of viable alternatives to skating in circles. Our national game; hockey; you can skate the shit out of that ice anyway you like. You can turn right, you can stop if you like, you can even skate backwards, its liberating. At least a dozen rinks could have been built on that poor excuse for a failure of the human imagination. —I Want to Turn Right Goddammit