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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Do they make ear sanitizer?

Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Was forced to use a payphone today. Cellphone useless and miles away, plugged in to the charger. Have not used a payphone in years due to a disturbing incident witnessed while waiting for a bus in front of a downtown shopping mall. The incident involved seeing an asshole teenager shoving the payphone receiver down his pants and rubbing it on his bare crotch. Ew. Ew. Ew. As I've never witnessed a payphone service worker cleaning the phones after retrieving the cash, I can only assume that these public communication devices are just teeming with layers of ear filth, spit, germs and thanks to said teenager... body fluids that should never unknowingly come in contact with a stranger's ear. Wasn't the same payphone but still, the memory haunts me. So gross. —Doctor, I Think I Got an STI From a Payphone

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