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Monday, January 23, 2012

Gaaaaaaaah!!

Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 11:03 AM

What is it with people and their stupid sarcastic smart ass comments. No, I don't mean people. I mean YOU. Whenever I make a lightly negative comment about anything, and I mean ANYTHING such as "brr it's cold" or "omg lattes are expensive these days" or "gah I'm so busy" you have to turn this into some extravagant big ordeal. The thing is, that they really aren't complaints, they're just little white comments I make to fulfill the awkward emptiness we now have between us.

So today I said I might start drinking Tims instead of trying to be a pretend little fake with my custom made lattes. Because frankly I can't afford 7 dollar drinks 3 times a day. So you tell me to don't be a little bitch and don't settle for Timmys because it's gross.

But guess what 1) coffee is coffee 2) I actually quite like Timmy and their newest selection of flavored drinks at $2 vs. my normal $7 and 3) unless you're buying all my coffees from now on, I'm pretty sure you have no say in what I can and can't drink.

And it's not the fact of what you said, but HOW you said it. WTF... what did I ever do to YOU to make you have so much hostility toward me?

So then you're next smart comment is "don't you know how to make coffee?" I do, but I live 2 hours away from campus, and I'm at school from 8 in the morning to 10 at night. (I'm a science student, I hate to do the whole university vs art school comparison but heck, I'm going to. I count brain cells for a living, you take pictures of people). So I'm sorry?!! That I don't have the fortunate pleasure of running home between classes to refill my coffee cup and I'm sorry?!! that I can't carry my latte maker with me when I go to school.

So I'm sorry I ever said anything. Do me a favour, take your smart ass bitchy comments elsewhere. It's not appreciated it. —I'm a Timmy's Lover Now, Sue Me

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