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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Ma' Curves is KICKIN!

Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 1:45 PM

I'm really tired of hearing people say "If you're a big bitch, you shouldn't be wearin tight clothes" ExCUUUUUse you-ME! Are you buying my clothes? Are you the one wearing them? Do you HAVE to be in up in my zone eye-rapin me? No! It's simple. Funny thing about the neck is, it pivots. If you don't like my look, you can just TURN ya head the fuck around. I wear a size 16. Sure I could go buy a size 18 or 20 tent, but I prefer a more fitted look. I rock leggings, with a tight sweater-dress and belt. Or I got on my tight lycra jeans & fitted top. If I go out, I may wear a short - yes short -dress or skirt. I don't fuck around wit mu-mus, sorry. A lot of big girls, still like to have fashion sense. I KNOW I look good too when men be all up in my grill, like I got candy for them. But there's always a few who be like, "girl, dress fo yo siiiiize". Fuck YOU, I'm doin me. What you NEED to be worryin about is your damn self. Yah and one last thing to those skinny bitches... and you know who ya'll are who be doin this. You may be skinny. You may be pretty. But underneath I guarantee there IS something about you (whether you wanna admit it or not) that is literally JACKED up! Maybe it's the big mole on your face, or your narrow-set eyes, or it could be your weird nipples, green toe-nails, your snaggletooth smile. If you're a guy, you might have a set of low-hangers, a small dick and zits all over your ass or a bald spot. Ain't no ma-fucker perfect. So when you be seein my big ass on the dance floor backin it up in my performance wear - smile and have something nice to say. We all PEOPLE. Or else you can turn your head on its axis and focus your googly eyes elsewhere. —Don't Be Jelly

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