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Monday, January 9, 2012

Mega-snatch

Posted on Mon, Jan 9, 2012 at 11:23 AM

I work part time at a flower shop, and I am always surprised by the amount of people who call in to bitch at me about perfectly beautiful flowers they just received. Granted, the occasional bouquet may wilt unexpectedly and we replace them if necessary.

But to the specific old snatch who gets flowers on a regular basis and complains about them every fucking time: I fucking hate you. Someone is kind enough to send you flowers every month, and you are so miserable with your own life that no flower on earth will ever be good enough for you. I even go so far as to add extra flowers in the bouquet and make sure they are as fresh as possible, but like clockwork you and your condescending fucking attitude call back today and call me stupid for adding too many of one flower and not enough of another.

I hope you realize that the people who serve you in the world are actually living people just like you, not fucking robots to be mean to so you can feel better about yourself. After dealing with you, I just have to remind myself that I'm 21 and you're ancient. I get to live my life and be happy while you sit there and stare at your beautiful expensive flower arrangement and think about how ugly it is. Fuck. —Flower Shop Girl

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