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Monday, January 9, 2012

I scream, you scream, we all scream for some DAMN ice cream

Posted on Mon, Jan 9, 2012 at 1:04 PM

When my lastest boyfriend dumps me, the only thing that hurts worse than my heart, is my damn pocketbook. Why do the convenience stores gotta charge so damn much for ice cream. It's ICE fuckin CREAM bitch - shit be coming out a cows titty. Mix it up add a little sugar and freeze it up. Why you chargin 7 to 9 bucks for a damn TINY ASS pint of the good stuff? I can go to a certain fruit & veg market on Main and get a whole TUB for 2 bucks. I hate you damn rip off artists. You buy your way into this damn country and then laugh at us "stupid Canadians" who buy your shit for twice- three times- the price... For something you bought at the food wholesalers or dollar store for 99 cents. I see those tubs just sitting in that freezer, overgrown with ice. Those cartons have been sitting there since 2005 because no one in their right mind is paying that unless they just got dumped and are on the verge of suicide. —Death by Chocolate

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