FFS, quit yapping about your upcoming trip to Mexico. The best I could say was "Isn't that where the Ontario man got shot last year?" I loved your eye roll at that one. Although I think maybe I should put a call into the Japanese whaling ships so they don't try harpooning your huge ass or your blobulous boyfriend. No one on the beach wants to see that mess you call a body. Maybe you could sign up for the fat reduction suction program that other Nova Scotian woman had. And God forbid you hit the "all you can eat buffet" because anyone in the office can swear even the slightest morsel of food gives you such potent gas that Saddam could have used you against the Kurds. Enjoy the flight down in cargo. —Now Boarding