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Monday, December 19, 2011

Santa's not coming!

Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 12:04 PM

And the award for Un-Mother of the Year goes to... that loud mouth bitch at the mall Wednesday night who began screaming at her kid because he was fighting with his sister in the store. We heard you, and so did other customers, when you threatened to drag them out of the store if they didn't cut it out, and when that didn't work, you screamed you're calling Santa and then proceeded to dial like a crazed lunatic. Mind you, it was entertaining to see how a horrible mother deals with misbehaving children, but witnessing both of your kids burst into tears and start crying when you said "Santa. Don't bother coming. My kids don't deserve any presents." made us wonder if we should be calling social services, for God only knows how you treat those children at home. I hope Santa does come to your house and shoves a lump of coal down your throat. I'd suggest he shove it up your ass, but it might turn into a diamond for a bitch as wound up and tight as you. —Ho Ho Ho

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