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Monday, November 21, 2011

The Theory of Loser Relativity

Posted on Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM

6am, I'm coming out of a gas station, on my way to work. There's an occupy protestor standing outside having a cigarette. He's dressed in a denim jacket, jeans. He looked like he hadn't showered or changed his clothes in several days. His hair was the typical scraggly hippy doo, unkept, unwashed, borderline dreadknots. The occupy NS t-shirt was white, but it had green 'dill' looking dust on it. This guy was swaying worse than a buggy whip in a wind storm, and he smelled like a 2 bit whore house. Even at 10 feet, his BO just about knocked me over. Well, anyway, back to my story... as I was coming out of the station, Mr. Occupy NS was talking to himself, and I'm not sure who was winning the argument. But, I managed to catch one comment that struck me as odd. He said "No, I don't do that, that is for losers!" —WTF?!?!?

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