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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Dirrrty

Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 11:15 AM

Yes, I did just give you the stank eye for handing me a crusty disgusting identification card. "Can I see a piece of photo ID?" "Oh no problem" *takes out drivers license crusted in mud and brown stuff with the edges peeling off and hands it to me with long fingernails and brown crud under them* I held onto a tiny corner and you said visibly perturbed, "You ain't afraid of a little dirt are you?!?"

Seriously dude! No, that stuff is inexcusable. I make an effort to look semi presentable in the world and so should you. You don't have to put makeup on or wear the "best" clothing... but at the very least clean you fingernails, and take some rubbing alcohol to your dirty ID cards. Damn, I know mechanics with cleaner hands than you! —Donk

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