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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

You Vile, Dirty, Trashy Piece of $hit

Posted on Tue, Nov 15, 2011 at 9:39 AM

Right there, in plain view, with atleast five other customers watching, we saw you - picking bagels out of the "self serve bulk bakery" section of a certain grocery store. Picking each one up with your dirty, publicly sullied hands, checking it out and yes - deciding which ones to throw in your bag and which ones to throw back in the bin for the rest of us tong using, considerate consumers to unknowingly pick up for ourselves.

You looked dirty as hell, you smelled like a pack of Rothmans dunked in a bottle of cheap gin and then had the gall to look at me like I was fucking stupid when I told you not to throw them back in the bin after you pawed at them.

You, my lady, are a dirty panty stain on society - both the front and the back type of stain - and you and your kind should be forced to eat dirt - since you are so fond of sharing it with everyone else. —Bagel Biters Beware: Dirty Divas are Everywhere

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